As Easy as Pie.

The banker said what all bankers say: Bend over.

Then he probed. And then he touched me in places I haven’t been touched since my first marriage. Fucking asshole.

No, not touching that. But, rather, being that.

Got it? Good.

It hasn’t been easy being me. I thought, for example, that you were full of shit long before you did.

This is easy.

Because easy is what it is supposed to be.

You got the memo on that, right? Easy is the new easier than it used to be for you.

In other words: Now it’s really easy.

Easy enough to say it with our eyes.

Easy enough to sound like a whisper that says: Fuck you.

As easy as pie.