My Gift to Vermont

I am Snarky Boy and you are not. And I'm on Facebook and Twitter. Whatever.

Dinner! Go the fuck to sleep (before the book came out). You're just like your father -- a lazy, worthless bastard.

The original Snarky archives can still be found at Snarkyboy.org. Go there, if you must. Understand, however, that each time you click there my bank account will receive $152. Really.